The Fearless Husband

 Yu Qinglong was the undisputed king of arguments in K University’s Faculty of Law.
He studied with all his might, graduated with excellent grades, and was all set to shine brightly in the legal world.
Who would have thought that one farewell dinner with his dormmates would send him tumbling into an unheard-of dynasty—reborn as a ge’er despised by every neighboring village and hamlet.
What the hell?!
Was all that studying for nothing?!

With no one to hear his grievances, Yu Qinglong finally snapped.

The neighbors sneered that he was too tall and strong to look like a ge’er?
Yu Qinglong: “Oh? Does it hurt your pride that I make your man look short and scrawny?”

The rotten relatives said he had a bad temper and would never marry?
Yu Qinglong: “Not getting married is perfect! That way I can spend every day educating you loud-mouthed fish about the philosophy of life.”

Before Yu Qinglong’s arrival, the original ge’er couldn’t even lift his head when walking.
A month after the transmigration, even the fiercest dogs in the village would take a detour upon seeing him.

Poor? Then he’d make money!
Rotten relatives? He’d find a way to bring them down!
In his life, there was only moving forward—never retreating!

But then they said he was too fierce to find a husband?
Ha! As if he ever wanted to get married!
Yet unexpectedly, Fang Shu, the well-known scholar from the neighboring village, sent a matchmaker to propose.

Yu Qinglong eyed the tall but slender, somewhat frail scholar and asked, “What do you even like about me?”
Fang Shu replied, “I find it satisfying when you curse people—and you’re also good at making all sorts of fun little things.”
Yu Qinglong: “I do some handicrafts, sure. But just so you know, I might end up cursing you too.”
Fang Shu: “For example?”
Yu Qinglong: “You’re so thin, a gust of wind could blow you away like a blanket for the earth! Go exercise!”
Fang Shu thought about it. “You’re right!”
The next day, he began working out in earnest!

At first, Fang Shu thought: My husband is so good at crafting wooden toys; I should treat him well just for that.
But later, Fang Shu changed. As he kissed the plum blossom mark on Yu Qinglong’s shoulder, he thought: For this shoulder, this waist—dying would be worth it!

The Fang family had been firmly against Yu Qinglong joining their household, but to everyone’s shock, once he did, their son’s health improved dramatically, and his studies flourished!
Madam Fang proudly declared, “If anyone dares to say my Qinglong isn’t good enough, I’ll curse them to death!”

Yu Qinglong: “Perfect. Shared ideals make for lifelong harmony!”

A mentally fierce, sharp-tongued, dazzlingly handsome transmigrated uke
VS
A top student, poor at comebacks, physically weak but deeply addicted, local scholar seme who loves handicrafts

Also known as: “My Husband Speaks My Mind” and “My Husband Crafts Toys for Me”