It's a Gender-Reversed World, But I Don't Go Out Anyway - Chapter 9

Chapter 9: Gold

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[Swei: Daeju-ya, it’s Daeju!

[Zac: Oppa, just meet me once and I’ll buy you ice cream, an air conditioner, and condoms too hehe]

“These crazy b*tches aren’t even trying to hide it anymore.”

As I started dominating the lane during the game, it seemed they weren’t even trying to conceal their intentions anymore, sending toxic chat messages whenever they had the chance.

[Jealous of the free donations]

[I want to make sexual jokes at Daeju too]

[Go ahead]

[So shameless]

[What are we supposed to do about this?]

Bottom lane was our complete victory. Top and jungle were their overwhelming wins. And thankfully, mid was even. In other words, it had become a carry battle between bottom versus top. It was a fight about how much Renekton could threaten me, but honestly, I was confident.

With Sivir’s ultimate movement speed and Karma’s shield and speed buff, even against a Renekton, if I maintained proper distance, there was nothing to worry about. Unless he used Flash, that is.

“Time to head mid, right?”

“Let’s go end the game~”

Together with Yeonhee, whose tension had done a complete 180 from before the game started, we moved up placing wards here and there. At that moment, danger pings from our team started hitting me and Yeonhee.

“Huh?”

“Ah! Ping once more! What is it!”

While placing wards, we had illuminated most of the area so I thought there was no threat, but strictly speaking, we hadn’t lit up everything. We only warded places where enemies might be. Their territory.

When I looked toward our territory with my mouse, I saw a hidden Control Ward, and purple swirls were surrounding the ward area.

“Yeonhee-nim! Renekton’s teleporting from behind!”

“Wait what! What what what!”

[Calm down, you crazy girl!]

[Chill out, you lunatic!]

[Is she actually trying to help…?]

I immediately activated my ultimate to increase movement speed. The problem was that not only from behind, but after confirming Renekton’s teleport, the rest of the enemy team was rushing towards us as well.

Our team had finally grasped the situation and was coming to help, but they would arrive later than the enemy team.

In other words, we had to survive on our own.

“Yeonhee-nim, activate shield and let’s run towards bottom as much as we can!”

“Ah, um, I was thinking the same thing!”

[LOL you weren’t thinking about that at all, were you?]

[She’s so prideful about gaming, please understand]

[At least Yeonhee is cute.]

[? Lesbian alert…]

With Sivir’s ultimate and Karma’s movement speed, we created quite a distance, but with Renekton flanking from behind, it seemed like we would die if we continued like this.

At this point, I had to use my secret strategy.

“We can’t escape, so should we try catching the lone Renekton flanking from behind?”

“Oh should we? Then I’ll engage first!”

[They’re going for Renekton here?]

[No matter how fed they are, how can an ADC beat top lol]

[No no, if Sivir blocks the stun with spell shield…?]

[If he could do that, he wouldn’t be in Silver]

[If Renekton stuns Karma, Sivir can melt him, Renek only has two damage items]

Just as viewers’ opinions were split, Karma confidently engaged.

She locked down Renekton’s movement with her Q slow and W tether. Seeing this, I—

“I’ll remember this!”

“Daeju-nim? Where, where are you going!”

[???]

[LOLOLOLOLOL]

[MADLAD MADLAD MADLAD MADLAD MADLAD MADLAD MADLAD MADLAD MADLAD MADLAD MADLAD]

[LOL is this how you use your support…?]

Immediately ran away.

As expected, seeing me retreat, Renekton dumped all his skills on Karma, and other team members also poured all their attacks on Karma trying to get an assist. Me? I safely returned to our territory and regrouped with other team members.

Now this is teamwork.

“Ah, that was a good sacrifice.”

“No, uh… this… um…”

[Yeonhee’s cam expression looks like she just lost her country LOL]

[This is so satisfying ah I got a week’s worth of happiness virus LOL someone clip this please]

[If Daeju was a woman, she would’ve been bombarded with betrayal jokes by now]

[Survived because he’s a man *shiver*;;]

Glancing at Yeonhee’s cam, I couldn’t help but laugh seeing her dumbfounded expression as she stared at her cam.

[This bastard is laughing?]

[What a vicious bastard.]

[But he did the right thing tbh]

[He could’ve just asked her to die]

[Would Yeonhee have done it?]

[Oh right]

The remaining enemies tried not to miss their 5v4 opportunity and pushed in despite having used many skills. However, this kind of situation where enemies line up is exactly what Sivir loves most.

When I hit all the approaching enemies with my boomerang, most of their HP was instantly cut in half.

[???? What’s with that damage.]

[The precious damage created by snipers… thank you…!]

[This can’t be stopped.]

One skill changed the flow of the teamfight. Those who lost half their HP were all startled by the sudden burst damage and started backing off, while conversely, our team immediately switched to offensive mode and started going in.

“Huh? They’ll lose without me… uh…? Why are they winning?”

[Tool stop your delusions!]

[Yeonhee’s inner thoughts: Why are they winning? I’m the strongest right now… I carried Sivir… Sivir can’t do anything without me…]

[LOL she probably is thinking exactly that.]

[Karma… we had such a champion on our team?]

The result was our team’s overwhelming victory.

With most of their HP already chunked, the enemy couldn’t even put up a proper fight before dying. Even the well-fed Renekton who tried his best to catch me couldn’t be a threat since he had already used his mobility skill E on Karma.

“Hey stop the hate! We won because Yeonhee-nim made a sacrifice play!”

[Daeju-ya I can do other plays besides sacrifice plays why won’t you duo with me?]

[Can you do armpit plays?]

[What’s… that…?]

[The toxic ones really become docile in front of true madness]

“What’s wrong with our chat…”

[Hehe…]

[^^7]

[We only chat like this to you]

[True, in other streams everyone uses honorifics]

[And dresses properly for real lol]

“No guys, it’s not that we won because I wasn’t there, huh? If I was there we would’ve won more easily!”

Yeonhee’s viewers seemed to be teasing her about what just happened, as she was blushing and expressing her indignation.

“Of course, no hate allowed!”

“See, even Daeju-nim says so! Why are you non-players making such a fuss!”

“If you say it like that, they’ll—”

As expected, it started burning up.

The game actually became easier since the gold difference widened after that teamfight, but Yeonhee’s chat was getting increasingly heated, making me chuckle at the strange situation.

As a result, my viewers started increasing.

[No, stop coming! I’ll watch alone!]

[Stop becoming a big company!]

[Why is my small Daeju growing?]

[Daeju… growing?… Big D Small D]

[Enemy team has agreed to surrender with 5 votes in favor and 0 against!]

[Victory!]

“Victory!”

[Won again?]

[What are the snipers doing]

[What do you expect from Silver snipers]

“Um, Yeonhee-nim…?”

“Ah… we won. No guys, are you good at League? Come at me—”

“Yeonhee-nim?”

“Ah… I’m really really sorry but… can we postpone the collab stream? I need to give some mental education for once”

[She just declared war against all viewers while arguing with chat]

[But she’s kicking out all viewers above Gold LOL]

[Go Yeonhee!]

[Isn’t she the worst collab streamer? Playing games then suddenly fighting with viewers and asking to postpone the collab? Crazy girl… crazy girl…]

Looking at the situation, it seemed she had decided to fight viewers 1v1 after continuing to argue with them, her eyes blazing.

I didn’t really mind, but was this okay? It looked difficult enough to win, but thinking about the future, all I could see was rock bottom.

Even if she wins, they’ll say the opponent was weak, and if she loses…

“Then… let’s do it next time.”

“Thank you. I’ll come back victorious.”

[Don’t come back Don’t come back Don’t come back Don’t come back Don’t come back Don’t come back Don’t come back]

[Yeonhee… thank you. Thanks to you I arrived at a decent young man’s stream.]

[A streamer who always fights with viewers]

[Our Daeju doesn’t fight, he just hits]

[Hits ‘for us’]

She really left.

I heard the Discord disconnect sound, and when I checked, she had really left.

“She really left.”

[Isn’t this corporate tyranny?]

[Flaming Filial Daughter Yeonhee who can endure sexual harassment donations but can’t endure being called bad at games.]

[This is going to be controversial.]

“Well with 2 wins 0 losses I should rank up. Actually my skill level is Platinum though”

[No.]

[Just a Silver-level Sivir.]

[Get your head straight]

[Honestly was Master level tbh]

“Master level, you say? Wow… I actually felt I was at least Diamond level but I was Master level?”

[Who made that kind of chat?]

[Only reading what you want to read, what kind of communication is this~]

[Seems hate isn’t allowed but excessive praise is okay^^]

“Anyway, with that said, I’ll end the stream here.”

[???]

[What did you even do to leave already you bastard]

[If you’re gonna go show us your dick first! If you’re gonna go show us your dick first! If you’re gonna go show us your dick first! If you’re gonna go show us your dick first! If you’re gonna go show us your dick first! If you’re gonna go show us your dick first!]

There wasn’t any special reason for wanting to end the stream.

Actually, I was a bit tired. For a shut-in like me, collab streaming while talking. The parade of pressure from having more people felt overwhelming every hour, every minute—

Decisively, even though Yeonhee ended the collab and left, the remaining viewers were too unexpected.

1,000 people.

I wasn’t misreading it.

Thanks to Yeonhee the viewers increased, but since it was full of Yeonhee’s fans or people who came in by chance due to the collab buzz rather than my fans, it felt like I had no allies and the pressure increased even more.

So I decided to end the stream.

“What do you mean what did I do! Two promotion games! Collab with Yeonhee-nim! Ice cream mukbang!”

[When you list it out it seems like a lot but it wasn’t even 2 hours]

[A guy who hasn’t even streamed for a week is already this lazy!]

[Don’t like abandoned gameplay.]

[You’re going to abandon 1000 viewers?]

“Gaaaaaaaaah!”

[?]

[?]

“I’ll stream longer tomorrow. I was originally planning to rest but I made a big decision!”

[Just stream long today and tomorrow too]

[Who do you take us for, monkeys? At least tell us how many hours tomorrow ooh ooh]

[Ooh ooh so you’re coming tomorrow too]

[Ooh ooh? Ooh ooh ah ah!]

[So many new viewers.]

Actually, I was planning to stream tomorrow from the beginning.

You could call it the old bait and switch. I was just pretending I wasn’t going to do it originally.

I ended the stream just as everyone started imitating monkeys.

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(End of Chapter)