The Demon Lord Wants a Vacation

Duanmu Wuqiu, the Demonic Sovereign unmatched in all the world, has been linked to the Destruction System.

System: Ding! You will rule over this world, and purge its decayed former order.

Duanmu Wuqiu: I’ve finally cultivated to the point where no one dares to disturb me. I want a break.

System: In order to fulfill your purpose of becoming the World-Ending Sovereign, please go to the Skyfall Gorge and use the celestial winds to temper your body, in order to cultivate an indestructible golden body.

Duanmu Wuqiu: I’ve tried that, it’s too painful. I won’t do it.

System: Please go to the Beichen Sect and assassinate Luo Xianyun, the leader of the righteous sects, in order to prevent him from obstructing your great task to end the world!

Duanmu Wuqiu: I’ll go right now.

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Duanmu Wuqiu hands an introductory letter to Luo Xianyun, and says to him: “This Lord has suffered from an inner demon, who urges him day and night to end the world. Shouldn’t you righteous sects look into that?

Luo Xianyun (sitting politely): I’ll do all I can.

Duanmu Wuqiu: Good, well, accompany this Lord and help me get rid of this inner demon.

Before Luo Xianyun can speak, a voice sounds by his ear: The Savior System wishes to link, please accept or deny.

Luo Xianyun: Accept.

System: This system is detecting that the Demon Lord’s goodwill toward you is high, and recommends the romance route to save the world. Go up and throw your arms around him! Kiss him on the lips!

Luo Xianyun: …Can I take it back now?

Duanmu Wuqiu: Why are you looking at my lips like that? Is my smile creepy?

Luo Xianyun: Not at all. This one may also be dealing with an inner demon.

Duanmu Wuqiu: You help me with mine, I’ll help you with yours!

System: See? I told you he liked you! Throw yourself on him!

Luo Xianyun: That may not be necessary.